Monthly Archives: July 2006

If you saw this summer’s children’s movie, “Cars,” you might have come away with the impression that automobiles can talk and there is just no role that actor Owen Wilson won’t take if the price is right. You might also … Continue reading →

Recently I had to bury the last of my family’s hermit crabs. The old guy — or girl, for all I know — had emerged from his shell in the tank and gone to that great tide pool in the … Continue reading →

Given my evident interest in all things potty, a friend of mine asked me this week if I was going to try to acquire Paris Hilton’s now infamous Bavarian toilet seat. For those of you who actually have lives and … Continue reading →

My wife and I have but one rule in our marriage: Under no circumstances am I ever allowed to suggest that she has behaved in some way reminiscent of her mother, and she, in turn, may not imply that an … Continue reading →