Monthly Archives: October 2006

What scares Queen Halloween — a.k.a., Jana Beagley, the 29-year-old creator of Burlington’s “Nightmare Vermont” and the assistant managing director for Williston’s “Haunted Forest?” A bunny. In all fairness, the bunny was in heat. And Beagley was home alone watching … Continue reading →

Recently my wife and I went out to dinner with another married couple, and at one point before the meal arrived the other woman got up to go to the ladies’ room. “Victoria,” she said to my wife, “come with … Continue reading →

You know you are on a really special date with your wife when she turns to you, rests her head momentarily on your shoulder, and says, “It’s worse than seeing porn.” This romantic moment occurred when we were standing in … Continue reading →